After a historic
win, Kamala Harris is the Veep, and Indians are celebrating like they
personally had something to do with it. At Thulasendrapuram, where her maternal
grandfather was born, folks partied like there was no tomorrow with crackers,
sweets, pujas and kolams, never mind that the Veep has probably never set foot
there though she does have childhood memories of long walks with her
grandfather in Madras because her mum wished for her to know her roots and cultivate
a taste for dope idlis. While it is cool that Biden and Harris won by insisting
that both are sweeter than a rotten orange (which is hardly saying much) it is
hard to comprehend the euphoria that has gripped America and the rest of the
world.
It has been ages
since India had its first lady Prime Minister, woman President and Chief
Ministers belonging to the female gender. Though iconic, the consensus is they
all had more of the sinner than saint in them. None of them spent their terms
working tirelessly to promote the feminist cause, empower the girl child and
alleviate the evils of a world that has been ruined by the male of the species.
On the contrary, women and the rest of the citizens continued to muddle along
while the divas like the dudes before them went about the dirty business
conducted in the corridors of power which is usually not discussed openly
unless one fancies being locked up in jail without the prospect of bail. The
question is why is everyone assuming that Kamala, more power to her, is some
sort of wand – wielding, fairy Godmother type who is going to magically
transform the world and make it a better place?
The only major
difference between India and America is that in these parts, corruption is worn
as a badge of dishonor, and ordinary folks are dully resigned to it, especially
since it seems to be part of the job description for career politicians whereas
in the United States of A, leaders do the vilest things from behind the
polished veneer of their fancy suits and glib tongues espousing liberal values
while throwing their weight behind everything that is anything but. Trump did
away with the hypocrisy and must be credited with revealing that the position
of President attracts jerks and bullies.
US Presidents are
expected to do what is best for their own even if it means screwing over the
rest of the world by starting wars, abetting the assassination of elected
leaders in order to install tyrants of their choosing, and stand by as millions
are slaughtered as a direct result of their actions. Biden and Harris promise
more of the same – to be the white saviors we don’t want or need. So why are we
cheering already?
This article was originally published in The New Indian Express.